shmemson:

"Old Skool" what is this guy, 25? Fuck him. I wish she would’ve just stomped his tiny ass.

This guy looks like a needle dick piece of shit.



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hotfattygirl:

wannabeapiggy:

hotfattygirl:

My website has been updated with a super sexy new set and video of me in and out of this very sexy tight dress! Come check out all my sexy rolls at www.HotFattyGirl.com!

Seriously, every single photo and video set she uploads makes me think that Ivy is a secret ABDL. 

Had to Google ABDL.currently filled with regret that I did. I’ve turned down multiple customs for this fetish because it makes me so super uncomfortable/weirds me out so much. No idea why. 

I just really don’t see how they would get that you are a baby/diaper fetishist from this photo.

hotfattygirl:

wannabeapiggy:

hotfattygirl:

My website has been updated with a super sexy new set and video of me in and out of this very sexy tight dress! Come check out all my sexy rolls at www.HotFattyGirl.com!

Seriously, every single photo and video set she uploads makes me think that Ivy is a secret ABDL. 

Had to Google ABDL.
currently filled with regret that I did.
I’ve turned down multiple customs for this fetish because it makes me so super uncomfortable/weirds me out so much. No idea why.

I just really don’t see how they would get that you are a baby/diaper fetishist from this photo.


(via fatphrodite)


Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

shmemson:

turmoilsofthesea:

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

She can kill me

🙊🙌🙏


terrifiantus:

Salish Sea Human Foot Mystery

Since August 20th, 2007 several human feet have washed up on the shores of the Salish Sea in British Colombia. These feet were found inside of sneakers and belonged to 5 men, one woman, a few other of unknown sex.

The first foot was discovered on Jedediah Island by a young girl, visiting from Washington. The foot was discovered when the girl, out of curiosity, picked up the shoe and looked inside the sock. The shoe was a size 12 Adidas. Interestingly, this shoe was only produced in India in 2003. As of May 6th, 2014, ten feet have washed ashore in Canada, along with 4 in the US state of Washington. 

When word of this phenomenon hit the public, the most popular rumor was that there was a serial killer on the loose, one that liked to cut off feet. This was swiftly disproved when forensics showed that none of the feet had indications that they had been severed unnaturally. It is more likely that the bodies, already in the water for some time, had decomposed to a point where the foot would be severed on it’s own. This is supported by the fact that the bones in the ankle are incredibly weak.

Many people were also curious as to why feet were washing up instead of heads or other limbs. It is believed that the feet seem to be washing up due to the buoyancy within the sneakers themselves.

So, who do these feet belong to? The theory is that they’ve come from suicide victims. This is supported by the fact that, in 2008, one of the feet was identified using DNA as a man who had gone missing. This man had also been severely depressed. The final theory is that the feet belong to people that jumped from the Pattullo Bridge.

However, without bodies, all we’ll have are theories.

(via rydenarmani)



things that also work: hanging it in the bathroom while you take a hot shower, throwing it in the dryer, or using a hair straightener if you’re really desperate. i don’t own an iron.

(via chocolateist)



tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Waving Hello to You [boredpanda]

Previously: Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

(via beast-bonnie-sama)


Lots of new stuff at www.FoxyRoxxie.com!


meghantonjes:

al3cthegr8:

hoevignonblanc:

christianmingle:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

this is going to be terrible for my tag

DUDE ID TOTALLY GO SEE THIS

this CAN’T be real

what.

HOW IS THIS NOT A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, HOW IS IT ACTUALLY GOING TO BE IN THEATERS wat


xdcastro:

kaylahraquel:

magnacarterholygrail:

the-goddamazon:

geeksquadgangbang:

when “being cute” goes real

LMFAO BUT THE SILENCER ON THE PISTOL

THE REALEST

DYING

💎

(via lady-chub)


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