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Me:
Just answer the question! All you have to do is write two digits!
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At last: something beautiful you can truly own.
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from the subclavian vein: Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in…FUCK.
And all of them are in Florida. Can we just quarantine Florida? There’s nothing of worth there anyhow. Other than The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Airlift that to my back yard, then quarantine Florida. Thanks.
attractive
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Soo sad this week
Ugh, don’t get me started.
It was just depressing. And Roger. Fuck you, Roger.
I love wearing dresses but I hate having to wear panties.
*shakes fist*
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Q
Really not meaning to be offensive! But do you ever wish you could just sort of jump on your boyfriend, or be picked up/thrown around. I guess I mean do you ever have the desire to feel small next to him? (I fear this came out wrong and I'm sorry if it did!)
Anonymous
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He’s 6’5 (i think) so most of the time i feel small next to him (see photo). 
But being picked up or thrown around does sound like fun :)
the best thing i’ve seen all day.
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Q
hows your sex life with your boy? does he have any issues maneuvering around your belly?
Anonymous
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it’s great, we make each other feel real nice :) he doesn’t have any issues maneuvering around my belly haha. the only issue we have is trying to actually get things done during the day when we can’t keep our hands off of each other.
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Reblogging because Amurrica.
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Q
Where did your parents get your name from?
Anonymous
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A Waylon Jennings song. (Amanda)
Bikini babe in a faboo polkadot cover up!
(Photo from xoJane and Gabi Fresh)
yaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss!!!
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