thatsnottveryraven:

spinuntiltheworldends:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

Wtf

:(((

(via marfmellow)


mysharona1987:

But Sam Pepper is genuinely sorry, you guys!

mysharona1987:

But Sam Pepper is genuinely sorry, you guys!

(via fatphrodite)


riseabovedefeat:

People with anxiety:

  • Know the worry is irrational
  • Want to calm down but can’t
  • Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air
  • Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.
  • Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.
  • Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

(via tessalynn)


misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

(via fatgirlopinions)


all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(via murphmanfa)


thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

i cant handle this

(via orcabetty)


medussass:

I love Joan so much

(via shmemson)


(via fatphrodite)


Q
8=========================================D
Anonymous
A

TAKE YOUR DICKPIX ELSEWHERE WEIRDO


wilderspace:

kingjaffejoffer:

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen

bunch of keystone and miller drinkers in this post

good beer exists

do not lump all beer with shitty beer

All beer is shitty beer. Even the kind that you claim tastes like banana. NOPE NO BANANA ONLY PISS.

I’m totally beverage shaming you.


I haven’t been to sleep yet help

I haven’t been to sleep yet help



Al Capone is such a softie.


kingjaffejoffer:

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen

(via tessalynn)